And here I am... watching for the very first time.... Suite Life meets Sean Kingston! I hope he can act, MUCH unlike Justin Bieber *coughcough True Jackson VP coughcough*
You can watch the episode with me here!
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
In five, four, three, two...
*OMG! New opening sequence! Those excite me irrationally.
*Sean Kingston is really fat. And he can't act. At ALL.
*Of course London has a "necklace daddy gave me in case I get lost" haha
*OMG WOODY WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR
*I LOVE Bailey's new hair.
*Oooh... Cody and Bailey going on a couples' chocolate factory tour. This is gonna be goooooood! "Just two platonic friends that have no interest in each other."
*I love that Cody's blanket has a special pillow to sleep on.
*Sean Kingston still can't act.
*Zack interviewing Maya was funny... she's STILL female, everyone. I think his version of a mulch festival is in store!
*OMG "If Columbus would have doubted himself, would he have ever made it to the moon?" WIN! Haha.
*Cody and Bailey are so cold to each other. It makes me sad.
*HOLY WILLY WONKA... the chocolate tour guide is SCARY. He's, like, the spawn of Willy Wonka and the Mad Hatter.
*Woody trapped in a chocolate factory while on a diet. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIInteresting.
*I thought Cody's joke was funny. You're just a bitch, Bailey. "That guy's chocolate is certainly full of nuts."
*So now it's London's party, Maya's party, AND Mr. Moseby's party. Have fun with that, Zack.
*WOAHH! A RAINBOW! But it's not a double rainbow all the way. [In between scenes]
*I laughed really loud when Bailey threw the chocolate at Cody's eye (even though that was MEAN)
*Zack did an AWESOME job with the party. And awwwwwwwwwwww Maya hugged him.
*Sean Kingston keeps catching Zack's lies but he's too incredibly STUPID to realize that they're lies!
*CODY'S ARM AROUND BAILEY <3 The reason behind that was HILARIOUS.... "You've got the arm strength of a three-year-old vegetarian. Fortunately, her peasant-like forearms make up for it." (Note: Did he say peasant? I didn't quite catch it... then Cody called Bailey popeye though so I don't know if I'm correct)
*Cody's heart is so sweet. "Glad we're friends." I'm glad you're friends too. Even though you're complete JERKS to each other! He still cares nonetheless.
*OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD BAILEY'S HEART SAYS "I LOVE AND MISS YOU WITH ALL MY HEART" ?!?!?!?!?!?! HOLY SHITAKI MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cody totally loves and misses HER with all HIS heart. I can't stand the suspense! What happenssss!!!
*Ohh snap, Zackie. Sean Kingston wrote "Congrats London" on your blank cake. (Clever plan, though, not having anything written on it...)
*Zack shoving icing into Maya's mouth was cute to my odd mind. Haha.
*And.... Moseby arrives. And puts on a gift given to London-a pink sequin jacket. Woooow.
*YAY THE PRESENTATION OF THE HEARTS! CODY OFFERS TO GO FIRST! AWWWWWW.
*Oh my freaking God. "I never stopped loving you. You are theone for me." All the girls: Awwww!
*You don't know what to say, Bailey ? So kiss him. Pleasepleaseplease kiss him.
*Bailey made her cookie FOR HER DAD?!?!?! All the guys; *simpathetic* oooh... THIS IS THE WORST!!! JUST KISS HER NOW, CODY!
*Woahh, VIOLENT Cody! He broke Bailey's heart. But she broke his first-his real one. Then she breaks his cookie. On his HEAD, ouch! What a bitch.
*Woody tries to be the mediator of this fight... and fails, miserably. I applaud him for trying.
[pauses video and runs 500 miles because my blood is pumping through me so fast]
Inhale... exhale.... okay, let's keep going....
*I LOVE the way Zack's being an obvious gentleman to Maya. It's really sweet.
*Ohhhh, Zack's lie gets revealed.
*It wouldn't be a Disney Channel party without someone's face getting shoved into the cake.
*HOLY WOW... ZACK AND MAYA KISS... was NOT expected that. I have immediately become an avid Zack/Maya fan. Their kiss was TOO sweet, and then Maya had to wipe the cake off her face, which made me giggle.
*Though it was catchy, Sean Kingston's song was lame. I LOVED the dancing, though! And Zack and Maya hugging, awwww <3
Conclusion:
This was an AMAZING episode. Though I'm disappointed that Cody and Bailey didn't get back together, the events between them just made me like them together even more (does that make sense?). I was NEVER a fan of Maya. I considered her a cheap, temporary Bailey replacement. However, as soon as she kissed Zack, I fell in love with her (no, not like that...). I hope she stays on the show now. It'll be interesting to see Zack with a girlfriend. The ending was a fun way to conclude a (for me) really intense episode.
Score: 9.8 [woulda been a ten if Cody and Bailey got back together....]
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